swim cap how-to

since i know you are all dying to

make your very own swim caps, 

i thought i might give you a little help...

first, let your 4 year old run around pretending

he is an olympic swimmer.

and be prepared for neighbors to stare

because, oh, yes, staring they will do.

second, get out all your supplies.

- swim cap

-glue

-bag of flowers from the clearance aisle

 at michaels (or whatever fake flowers you can find)

-partially deflated basketball

next, stretch your swim cap over the basketball

and glue flowers all over to cover the cap.

finally, put on that swim cap and

head to the pool knowing how

stylish you will be looking...